Raging Red

I love this kind of stuff.

I like this one too, for personal reasons.

Here’s the story.

Did you know that if you accidentally transpose the “s” and the “p” when typing in Atrios’s URL, you end up at Bible College On Line: Mega site of Bible studies and information? Yeah, me neither, until just a minute ago. Apparently they think they’ve got a good chance at converting poor typists who read Eschaton to Christianity. Internet missionaries. I love their tag line: “If it’s in the Bible, it should be on this site.”

I don’t know why, I just do.

Perhaps the fact that it’s after 2 AM has something to do with it.

Man, how come stuff like this never happens to me?

A contractor late last week discovered two 50-pound “bricks” of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson.

The estimated street value of the marijuana is around $145,000, Peterson said.

Similar incidents have occurred in other parts of the state.

I’m not really in need of a new bathroom vanity, but this one does look pretty fetching:

I know this happened in Massachusetts, but a girl can dream, can’t she? Also, I wonder how many of these incidents have gone unreported.

I’m sure this question has been keeping you all up at night. Click here for the answer.

Hey, doesn’t every blogger take a week-long break after her birthday? I didn’t plan it. Now Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, so I’m probably still not going to be posting much for a little while.

I’ve kind of lost my desire to comment on politics. Where to even begin? It seems like every day we learn a little more about the incompetency and moral bankruptcy of the Bush administration. I can’t believe we have to suffer through three more years of this cast of cronies. At least Bush manages to provide us with some comic relief on a regular basis.

To counter that negativity, let’s take a moment to celebrate the fact that someone finally invented colored bubbles (that don’t leave a stain when they burst). Zubbles! Unfortunately, they aren’t yet available for purchase, but we can still celebrate them nonetheless.

I had to perform a late-term abortion on this pepper. It was delicious in a nice curry sauce. Mmm . . . curried fetus.

Tom Delay’s mug shot really left a lot to be desired, didn’t it? If only he had a soul. I mean, soul - if only he had a little more soul.

Hmm . . . I have a sudden urge to get into a hot tub.

Okay, now this is just wrong. But maybe Devil Duck could use a godfather.

A friend sent along this link. There are lots more photos in the same vein on the artists’ web site (it’s in French, bitch!). The one above is called “week-end.” So tiny. So cute. So delicious.