For those like myself who need assistance with this affliction:
- Make Netflix origami.
- Determine the global distribution of people who share your last name.
- Check whether or not you’ll need an umbrella today.
- Play Flying Pizza Kitty.
- Test how much you know about Milhouse.
- Find out whether you have one of the eleven types of insomnia.
- Watch the best of the best cat clips.
- Learn how to make a squirrel sandwich.
- Buy a new t-shirt.
- Find out what happens when you inhale sulfur hexafluoride.
(With apologies to Neatorama and BoingBoing, from whom I shamelessly stole all of the links.)
11. Gather with some friends at Magic Island on a pleasant, breezy afternoon, and fly kites together! There are few activities more sublime than watching a colorful kite turning hither and thither overhead. I promise it will bring a measure of peace to your politically-overloaded soul.
Looking for a good place to purchase a kite? Click here:
http://www.intothewind.com
Want to find out when good kite-flying weather is on the way here in Charleston? Click here:
http://www.usairnet.com/cgi-bin/launch/code.cgi?Submit=Go&sta=KCRW&state=WV
12. Don’t watch any TV news, listen to any radio news, or read the newspaper. And definitely don’t read any blogs.
I tried playing “Worms: Armaggedon” whenever I’d get stressed about politics, but I kept giving the worms names like “Duhhbya,” “Soon2B GILF,” “San Francy Nancy,” and (of course) “Slick Willy.”
erm, Armageddon.
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