Are you a lawyer?
Do you love your job?
Do you find it difficult to talk about things that are not depositions, trials, billable hours, the partners at your firm, CLE credits, briefs, and motions?
Do you find it uncomfortable to talk to people who are not lawyers?
Do you think that being a lawyer makes you more special than other people?
Are you looking for love with someone who shares all of the same special lawyerly qualities that you possess?
Have you already banged all of your available coworkers?
Have you noticed that you can walk into any bar in town, throw a dart, and be guaranteed to hit a lawyer, but one that you’ve probably already banged?
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