Dear Coffee Shop Lady,
Why, oh why, did you have to play that song in your establishment this morning? Don’t you realize that it is one of those unfortunate songs that is both supremely terrible and impossible to get out of one’s head? And I try, oh my god do I try, BUT IT JUST WON’T STOP! I had just begun to forget that Four Non Blondes had ever existed. How can I be expected to concentrate today with this racket in my head? I believe that I am entitled to a return of my twenty-five cent tip.
Sincerely annoyed,
RR
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